A Solution to Climate Change: A Thermodynamic Approach

Climate change is a big, BIG problem on Earth right now. While we could just "abandon the ship," and search for another planet to colonize, that is obviously not practical. So for now we are going to have to work with what we have, and that is Earth. While of course there are many solutions to climate change, I have one to drastically lower global temperatures and reduce the effects of climate change.

One makes a big ring (or half-ring, quarter of a ring, etc., but the bigger the better) around Earth that is made of very cold materials (and the materials will stay cold in space, which is very cold), like a Bose-Einstein condensate. That is a very cold material, but also hard to make, so for a more practical and cheaper solution we could use the element ytterbium.  The poles of the ring would be grounded in Earth. Now, the ring would be very cold, but because of thermal equalibirum, it would even out with the temperatures of Earth, lowering Earth's temperatures and increasing the temperatures of the ring (hotter areas transfer thermal energy to cooler areas). This ring will also rotate around Earth so we get all areas of Earth equally. Once we're done with this ring, we can just dispose it into space. Don't worry, this isn't littering because the Sun will just burn the ring up quicker than you can spell "Mississippi." after pulling the ring to the Sun by gravity. This is at least a few  dozen trillion dollars, depending on the size of the ring, but it saves our Earth.

(This article was mostly written in jest, but it isn't too far-fetched. Okay, it's pretty far-fetched, but still a last resort option to save Earth.)